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WCARlover's comment : Dang I wish you could predict your period down to the exact hour...that would be super handy.

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Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML

#21405462
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On 05/06/2015 at 1:22am - kids - by seethroughpee - Canada (Alberta)

Allornone's comment : your daughter is all kinds of awesome.

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Today, I told my husband I felt unfulfilled and unhappy in my life. He suggested I do more chores. FML

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On 05/06/2015 at 12:13am - misc - by msleea - United States (California)

Today, the cops showed up at our door at 11 pm. Apparently, our neighbours thought I was being abused because they heard high-pitched screaming for 45 minutes straight. Little did they know our 6-month-old baby screams when she's happy. Loudly. FML

sarah5745's comment : At least your neighbours care for you..

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Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML

#21405167
91 comments

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On 05/05/2015 at 3:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out the "sex noises" I heard from next door last night, which I'd angrily yelled at my neighbor for, were actually from him having an uncontrollable seizure. FML

#21405133
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On 05/05/2015 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by 420curse (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realised I've been depressed about my recent break up for longer than the relationship even lasted. FML

Today, I overheard my 14-year-old daughter telling her friend that she's saving money to get her hymen surgically removed so her first time won't hurt. FML

#21405071
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On 05/05/2015 at 11:31am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML

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On 05/05/2015 at 11:13am - intimacy - by baby_trex_arms - United States (California)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said, "Sure, but not yet." As we've been together for five years, I was a bit confused, but she cleared that up with, "Not until your dad has died, I don't want him to ruin my wedding with a bad toast." FML

#21405053
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On 05/05/2015 at 10:44am - love - by inheritance (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, at my job in a gas station, a customer who had previously driven off without paying came in to shout abuse at me because I had said in the police statement, "He looks about 60." He is apparently 55. He didn't come in to pay, he came in to swear at me. FML

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On 05/05/2015 at 6:50am - work - by GotGasNotLuck (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decided it was time to start looking for my own place and finally gain my full independence. My mom agreed happily without hesitation, which was surprising, but not anywhere near as surprising as finding out I have one day to get my shit together and leave. FML

#21404939
54 comments

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On 05/05/2015 at 2:42am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was talking to a cute guy at my house party and had to fart. Luckily, it was silent. Unluckily, he smelled it, thought my house had a gas leak, and ran to the basement to check the pipes and ensure our safety. FML

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On 05/05/2015 at 1:41am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)



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